If I were...


If I were a month, I’d be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be the sun.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
 If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a glorious bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a sauvignon blanc.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be one for climbing and lounging.
If I were a tool, I’d be a jig saw.
If I were a flower, I’d be an calla lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunshine.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be teal.
If I were an emotion, I’d be euphoria.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be Fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a VW bus.
If I were a food, I’d be something spicy.
If I were a place, I’d be the the beach.
If I were a material, I’d be lace.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be the collar bone.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Dont stop believin.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Boots.

What would you be?


  1. great post - I have to agree with so many of your choices :)

  2. Anonymous16.2.10

    I love this, I think i'm gonna have to do it x

  3. Oh, I'm going to do this!

  4. i love this! makes me wanna post something similar. although we do share a lot in common. i love that you have such a love for the ocean.. i can def. relate. i just found a new surfing partner and i am ecstatic :) the ocean is my therapy.

  5. I am currently working on this for my blog.

    PS; the sun is a star, love.

  6. I did this too. How fun. And we can always pretend the sun is a planet...




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